American Pie is still one of the most-loved franchises of all time. It was 1999 when the first outing from the franchise hit the big screen telling a story of a teenager and his friends who are in the final phase of their middle school. They set a pact that they would have sex before they cross their graduation. Well, that’s one. The other parts were kickass and the franchise gained a pretty awesome traction worldwide. So, what did we learn from it? Check out why every virgin must watch American Pie series.
1. Food is not a sex toy
Food is meant to be eaten, not beaten. So please when you trying to get on your instincts, never use food to relax just like Jim does in the first part. He thrashes the hot pie from his little soldier and then his father burst in. What could be so embarrassing?
2. Keep the sticky stuff away from you
Never do it like Jim, who mistakenly uses super hot glue and get his hands on his little bunny. Oh! Wait, it is not coming off and the bond is super strong. So now his one hand is busy. Now as he gets the VCR cassette out of the system, the cassette sticks to the other hand.
3. Lock the door if you are playing alone in your room
When you start to get raunchy, something it’s hard to figure things when you play alone. So before you queue up porn in your media player, lock the doors and windows. You don’t know when your parents knock your door at the wrong time.
4. The best friend’s bachelor party is not always the best place to have sex
Remember the scene from American Pie – The Wedding, when Jim faces various on-the-edge situations, where the in-laws get no idea of what was happening in the room. Make sure you check your guest-list for your bachelor party.
5. Feats of adolescence should not be tried after marriage
Yes, the feats of adolescence is a fun phase when you get nasty and dirty. Trying and repeating the same adolescence stuff is not good for your married life. So, stay calm and enjoy.
