8 Splendid Barney Stinson’s Quotes

How I met your mother was a great sitcom which talked about friendship, love, and relationship. This sitcom which aired from 2005-2014 was a huge success and gained a huge fan following. Every character was unique in its own sense. But having said that no one could beat Neil Patrick Harris AKA Barney, witty, sarcastic, charming and a playboy.

 

It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

God, it’s me, Barney. Wha dup? I know we don’t talk much, though a lot of girls call out your name because of me.

Can’t talk my way out of a speeding ticket? I am Barney Stinson, master of manipulation. If I can talk a stripper into paying me for a lap dance, I can talk my way out of a speeding ticket.

Haave you met Ted?

Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

OK, here’s my thing – if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world’s gonna be doing it. That’s how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like… now everyone gets manicures.

I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.

Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.